"I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door"
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
that is way more than four words what
"where’d that spider go" there we go four words.
Neo-Nazis get their shit pushed in by native american grandmothers, who then capture their flag, take selfies with it, and then burn it.
Neo Nazi status: Wrekt.
You will never be as cool as these grandmothers.
literally the most punk rock thing on my dash ever. Nazi Punks fuck off
literally these grannies will beat out every single white dudebro in a game of CAPTURE THE FLAG
If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.
Posting for two reasons 1. ^^^
2. Martin freeman
that made me realize that is martin freeman
I guess the point is that most people on tumblr aren’t after your kids?
(Source: demons-do-exist, via kylekallgren)
Didn’t God forbid puns in Leviticus?
i honestly dont get why these guys picket cons like this?
I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.
(Source: charitywaterproject, via tallestsilver)
Look at this sad, sad shit. Seriously? I’ve seen furry cons less depressing than this.
"Alright boys this next scam I got cooking up will get us over 17,000 jawbreakers!"
"Sounds promising. What is it this time, Eddy?"
welcome to tumblr
(Source: brucebaraner, via princesshorseface)